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Adult Auditors Still Awaiting New Housing Assignments Too, Guys


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These uncertain™® times™® have been hard on many of us, especially those of us who are still waiting on the University's announcement about re-assigned housing. While rising seniors are struggling with the uncertainty, Penn’s star-studded squad of super super seniors is taking it even harder. 

One of the many adult auditors unsure about fall plans, Hamilton College graduate (Class of 1959), and aspiring Penn graduate (Class of 2022) Ezra Ainsworth is really struggling since he doesn't know where he’s going to be living next semester. “Worst case scenario I have some kids and grandkids who live in Rittenhouse Square who I could probably bunk with, but that would so kill the college experience,” said Ainsworth. “I just can’t wait to vibe with my hallmates again like last year. Kings Court 511 for life baby!”

Also ranking high among concerns for adult auditors is the number of classes that appear to be offering only online options for the fall. “Some of my fellow classmates are still struggling with whole Zoom thing, but not me dudes” said Ainsworth. “Luckily, my grandson Harry helped me out and we had a test run over Passover this year, so I'm ready to go!”