REPORT: Zoom A Capella Impossible and Also Unnecessary

After UTB reviewed a Shabbatones concert back in 2016, our staff figured that a Capella truly couldn’t get any worse. However, following some unprecedented times back in March, it did.

Our data analytics team has run a comprehensive report based on interviews with the 26 people (read: performers’ parents) who actually attended a Zoom a Capella concert. Additional data was gathered from a Capella group members who probably would be quitting their group right now, but it also kinda seems stupid to quit when it's so low commitment these days? With this information, our team has generated the following figures: