Sorry Babe, r/WallStreetBets Says I Should Short This Relationship

Hey Babe. It’s me again. 

r/WallStreetBets' top post today was to short you. 

They called you overvalued. 

A bubble like the Dutch Sea or Turkish Tulips

Growing in Holland (where Augustus took Hazel) 

Reddit says the hedge funds 

should be investigated for stock manipulation,

but the only manipulation is the way you make

me feel when I hear your voice. 

Like GME, I don’t buy you, just to throw away.

I grab you just to hold on tight.

I need no Minsky moment to tell you

I love you.