“So please, for the safety of the school, wear a Drexel T-shirt when you go out, and don’t forget…..Go Dragons!"
Beto beats Biden by over 12 points with voters who drink craft beer!
“The transition to online classes has been really great.” Tommy said, “I never need to come up with an excuse not to pass the pen. All to myself, baby.”
If they tell you to get naked on camera, tell them you live in a multigenerational home and that your grandma is in the room.
As the only brother with access to weights, Jacob was now a god among now-emaciated men.
2019 is over. It is time to say goodbye to Hot Girl Summer and hello to Pasty Girl Spring.
These are AirPods pro. They have noise-canceling capabilities, so I can pleasure you without distraction and listen to my Gary V. podcast at the same time.
Professor Devito will live directly under the bridge but may come out at night and surprise students.
The decision comes in an attempt to curb the rampant complaints of second-hand smoke within the house.
Paramount has responded to the films flopping by announcing another redesign. This time, Sonic is going to be “sexier.”
While watching Parasite, I couldn’t help but wonder how much better the film could have been if all the actors were white, speaking English, and if it took place in rural Texas.
The sensual, voiceless, man-sized penguin can actually teach us a lot about life, love, and most importantly, the bedroom.
Maybe it's the Philadelphia talking, but I, for one, say that Gritty should have punched that kid.
Penn has given no formal comment on renting out college dorm rooms, however, Wharton Entrepreneurs is offering seed funds for anyone wishing to take advantage of this inefficiency in the free market.
I know this is my fifth late essay of the semester, but I wanted to explain myself.
Although a registered Democrat, Scrabis did not vote in the 2016 election. “I'm still on the fence," Scrabis said. "I've seen 47 Bloomberg ads, but I think I really need one more to convince me.”
Jasper woke up Sunday morning with a slight headache, a dry mouth, two missed calls, and 12 text messages from his parents. He cursed. It happened again. He'd donated five dollars to Senator Michael Bennet’s presidential campaign.
You don’t need parties to have fun. For example, one great way to pass the time is to watch paint dry.
What sociopath would willingly bring their dirtiest piece of clothing into the sanctity of their white sheets?
Although no one can be certain of the exact day, every prepared citizen should have a well-thought-out plan.