Guy With "Don’t Tread on Me" Flag Basically Begging to be Tread on

Listen, man. I wasn’t going to tread on you. I literally have more important things to do with my time. But goddamn, your flag really makes me want to tread on you. I wasn’t even thinking about treading on you until you brought it up! It’s like when someone tells you “don’t think about elephants.” What do you immediately think about? Elephants. Obviously, if all you’re talking about is being tread on, it seems like the subtext is that you want to be tread on. Pervert.