No, I cannot clean my dinner off the dining room table because I am having a “bad brain day.”
To make matters worse, he told them by custom bitmoji.
"Mental health issues? Sure, lots of people have mental health issues. But don’t make it my problem."
Just because people feel like they need an "equal opportunity for education" doesn’t mean we can provide it.
Neuropsych evaluation be damned.
One time, I saw a baby with an iPad. I cried and threw up for three days.
Our main thing is smoking cigarettes on benches on Locust to help us stay skinny.
As the only non-fascist in the classics department, Ben Sherman (C ‘23) is used to being discriminated against.
What? What was that? Oh yeah, sorry. No, the service here is fine.
Be sure to wish Cam a hearty congratulations for being queer AF!
I have often been accused of manspreading, but as a person who is plagued with anxiety and is barely confident enough to go grocery shopping without a friend, I can assure you this is not my goal.
I was totally stanning vaccines like 3 months ago.
I know UTB is a joke publication but I don’t know what else to do. I have nowhere else to put these thoughts and feelings.
Goddamn, your flag really makes me want to tread on you.
While the University was also considering Hulk Hogan, Alex Baldwin, and Cyndi Lauper, they ultimately went with Elvira because she was willing to do the job for the cheapest and appealed most to the ghosts of investors past.
Get ready to see some graphic shit.
A gram of recreational ketamine, which was sold for a mere nickel on Locust Walk back in 1970, now goes for at least $300, and that’s only if you supplement your dealer with a blowie.
It might be worthwhile to take up some hobbies while you wait for the limelight again.
Bloody assholes deserve bloody Mary’s.
Listen. I'm sure there's news today. But I don't get paid to write here, and honestly, I'm getting sick of everyone always asking me to report on things that I don't care about.