Critical and Important: Defining 'Penn Sober'
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April 24, 2024 at 2:21 pm
Here's how to stay on track of your journey of becoming 'Penn sober:'
Do's:
- Trench coats
- Harrison package locker
- Staring
- Molly (girl in your class)
- Writing seminar
- Office hours
- St. Anthony's Hall and The Kelly Writer's House
- Having nothing in your fridge but a cucumber and Tabasco sauce
Don'ts:
- Dairy milk
- The actual post office, not University City Copy Centre
- Barry Keoghan
- Breaking your leg (weird)
- Solid Core
- "Yeah, it's at our off-campus house"
- Being mean to women (especially pretty ones)
- Voting
- Adding people on Spotify
- Learning to drive in Philadelphia
- Testing (for anything)
- Vaccines
Hope this helps. Here for you, girl.