“I Like House Music” and 10 Other Lies I Tell Myself To Get By
I am glad that I saw Pawsa live.
Alexandra Lemer
Think You’ve Seen It All? That Girl You Know Just Soft Launched That She’s in a Senior Society
Me? Jealous? I'm NOT jealous.
“I Like House Music” and 10 Other Lies I Tell Myself To Get By
Alexandra Lemer
Thursday, Nov. 6, 2025Thu, Nov 6, 2025
I am glad that I saw Pawsa live.
Breaking: Cassie From Euphoria Officially Declared Scariest Costume by Your Situationship Who’s Definitely a Virgin
Alexandra Lemer
Sunday, Nov. 2, 2025Sun, Nov 2, 2025
Your situationship is sitting there awkwardly, perched on your couch. This is the first time you've hung out before 10 P.M...
Think You’ve Seen It All? That Girl You Know Just Soft Launched That She’s in a Senior Society
Alexandra Lemer
Monday, Oct. 27, 2025Mon, Oct 27, 2025
Me? Jealous? I'm NOT jealous.
Breaking: Chloe Malle Announced as Editor of American Vogue, Lex Lemer Announced as Editor of Her Own Homework
Alexandra Lemer
Wednesday, Sept. 24, 2025Wed, Sep 24, 2025
Last Night Was a Blur - Did I Enter the 9th Circle of Hell or a Penn Frat Party?
Alexandra Lemer
Monday, Sept. 15, 2025Mon, Sep 15, 2025
I scurry out, alongside two rats.
The Summer I Got Caught in a Phishing Scheme
Alexandra Lemer
Thursday, Sept. 4, 2025Thu, Sep 4, 2025
And suddenly, I was caught in the crossfire of a devious scheme.
Happy Homecoming!! My Red, White, and Blue Sweater from The Real Real is No Match for Yours
In girl world, Homecoming (and also the Fourth of July) is the one day a year when girls can wear red, white and blue and no other girls can say anything about it.
Eavesdropping Gone Wrong: Woman on Train is Actually Super Boring
If you're going to talk in the quiet car at least make it about something cool like insider trading.
New Study Finds: The Worst Guy You Know Also Likes All of Keith McNally’s Instagram Posts
But, please, for the love of God. Just stop liking Keith McNally’s Instagram posts…
Lights, Camera, Action: Student on Ozempic Desperate To Go Nude for Your Student Film
Alexandra Lemer
Tuesday, Sept. 17, 2024Tue, Sep 17, 2024
Carving a semi-glutide to student film pipeline
It’s Murder on the Dance Floor: My American Roommate Says I’m Exactly Like Fleabag
And, no, I don’t think it’s because Fleabag and I are both skinny and brunette.
Critical and Important: Defining 'Penn Sober'
Alexandra Lemer
Wednesday, April 24, 2024Wed, Apr 24, 2024
Proud of you, girlie.
Gird Your Loins: The Brandy Melville Maxi Skirt is Back
Alexandra Lemer
Tuesday, March 26, 2024Tue, Mar 26, 2024
Thank god.
“Did My Ex-Boyfriend Block Me and Every Single Mutual Friend We Have or Just… Get Hacked?” and 10 Other Signs You Haven’t Properly Processed Your Parent’s Divorce
Have your eyes been opened to the truth?
Girls Gone Wild: The Hunt to Find a Little Begins!
As the hunt for a little begins (game on!), here are some fun activities to do with your new PC to help find your lins’ newest blonde babe
Phi Delt Farm, Hall Vineyard, APES Iceland, ZBT The Moon: WHEN WILL IT END?
Please stop this madness.
Girl in Photography Class Who You Thought Was Cool Shows Pictures from Her Fall Break: Actually Upper-Middle Class and Suburban
Scaaaarsdale. Scarsdalé. Dalé! Like Pitbull! Wow. That’s worldly.
