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Don’t you wish that, while intoxicated, a little sober angel would sit on your shoulder and prevent you from drunk-dialing? Seeing as your friends tend to be just as wasted as you are, it’s about time there was another way to thwart any idiotic ideas that seem perfectly reasonable after five tequila shots.
Maybe I’m delusional (or just burdened with an overprotective mother), but I’ve always been under the impression that everyone gets vaccinated. This isn’t 1950; there’s a reason why no one gets the mumps anymore. Which is why you can imagine my surprise when I saw “Baby Be Wise, Immunize,” a video encouraging Penn’s community to get the flu shot.
How ‘bout those terrifyingly strong gusts of wind that literally forced everyone to walk sideways all day? Not only did the weather cause innumerable bad hair days and cases of flecks-of-dirt-in-the-eye, but it also provoked my friend to tell me jestingly that I would get a “second wind” once I had my afternoon Starbucks. Ha.
Now that JuicyCampus is but a mere memory, everyone needs a new way to put off doing homework. Sure, you could play that game where you stare at someone in Van Pelt until they look up and make eye contact with you, followed by the awkward look-look away-look-look away scenario, but that gets old really fast.
Like most college students and human beings in general, I have a very complex relationship with the gym: it’s a sweaty place that smells like farts, yet I constantly find myself longing to return and endure yet another round of heart palpitations and muscle spasms.