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With just two days to go before Class of 2018 hopefuls submit their ED apps, things in the Twittersphere have gotten outta control. As per the latest trend piece in the NYT, UTB has stalked some aspiring prefrosh and their extreme techniques of getting in the admissions officers' heads.
We've been fooled here at UTB, and thousands of on-campus Greeks salivated for naught (sorry 'bout that!). The newest player in this game is Alpha Sigma Phi, one of the newest frats in town, who claim to have won. The fake contest site had linked yesterday morning to a voting system, late last night to a Miley vid, and now shows the ASP shield. But the culprit remains at large: Who created the fake contest? Who hacked the system? Why Jimmy John's? Update: the site now shows another picture. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!? Call us Robert Langdon, cuz we gonna crack this code.
Update: 12 hours and 10,000+ fratty votes later, it turns out the JJ competition was a hoax! Who was behind the prank? Let us know in the comments below.
This is no news for those of you who read the Penn Almanac first thing in the morning, but we figured we'd break it here anyway: We may have to wait a little while longer--quite possible forever--to hear Ashton Kutcher speak at Penn.
Flooded with emails? Here's one you probably deleted.
Question: What do Copa, Metro Bakery, Tap House, Subway, Allegro Pizza, and Burger.org (heyy kosher friends!) have in common?
Friends, Romans, countrymen, show me some skin--tastefully, of course. With tonight's toga party rapidly approaching, we have some basics (and you have some privates) to cover, so listen up! NSOgas will be as diverse as Penn's student body--here's what you should expect to see:
Don't you hate showing up to a toga party dressed as a sexy librarian…all because you couldn't remember the theme?
This fire hydrant gives a whole new meaning to "bra burning." After what we presume must have been a pretty steamy night of second base under the stars, the evidence remains for the public to see. Speaking of (36-)Cs, head out to Hamilton Walk to retrieve your lost-and-found before your parents do!
Climb down from that blue ivy tower and start jumpin' (jumpin') because studying for art history just got a whole lot more exciting.
Free Coffee -- Just like every other semester during finals, Bridge Cafe in Huntsman is giving away free cups o' Joe from 9PM-12AM, starting TONIGHT! Seniors, these may be the last dining dollars you ever spend!
The wee hours of the morning in Huntsman Hall may trick your brain into seeing a mirage, but this is one possibly-Photoshopped image that you won't be able to get out of your head: a naked woman standing on the Forum steps.
Free Ben & Jerry's -- If you couldn't bear the thought of waiting in line last week, here's your chance to get free ice cream (REPEAT: FREE ICE CREAM), courtesy of Hillel. What's the occasion? Israel's 65th birthday! Go to College Green at 11am: it's never too early for a Late Night Snack!
I pledge allegiance...to the band...of Mr. Kweder--or so he hopes.
There are always a few of you each year--the select bunch who haven't mastered the art of drunk blogging for Writing Seminar. While the rest of campus is praying to the gods of Pong and Porcelain, you're holed up in a Huntsman GSR...which is why we present you with:
According to current forecasts, Tyga may have his way. Things aren't looking pretty for Fling weekend, with a 70% chance of rain for Friday (and that nasty 14MPH wind to the northeast). Don't fret! You can camp all day inside a Freshman's room in the Quad...unless, of course, you happen to be a Freshman.
In case none of your Facebook friends go to Penn, or if you're just colorblind and thought that campus has been unusually dusty lately, then we suggest you get into the Holi-day spirit! After Saturday's cross between a paint party and color war, we have one casualty: our beloved Button. The glowstick explosion over campus was cause yesterday for a scrubdown of our namesake, restoring it to its *virginal* alabaster.
Want a free coffee every day (EVERY DAY) until the end of the semester?
Metropolitan Bakery on 40th and Walnut will be celebrating Passover this week with a special bread-less menu including handmade matzoh (flavored and plain), colorful macaroons, and flourless chocolate cake. We know your bowels will be screaming for mercy after eight days of eating dry cracker, so we urge you to try the matzo ball soup. Your bubbe would be proud.
Thanks to a subtle SPEC tweet, we're pretty sure one of the Fling artists will be Tyga!! The clue (above, in today's DP classifieds) included references to the songs "Faded" "Dope" and "Far Away." Stay tuned for details!! Update: The DP has confirmed that Tyga is, in fact, coming. Get excited!