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The last week has been a difficult one, reckoning with the results of the presidential election. Donald Trump won Pennsylvania by some 68,236 votes, less than one point according to NPR. That leaves us with plenty of questions, but we'll just ask this one: what the hell, Mark Ruffalo?
A lot is going on these days, but not all is lost. Long sleeve shirts will always be here for us, no matter who is elected president. Here's twelve long sleeve shirts that will keep you a little warm, but not super warm—for that, you'll need a jacket
We knew election day would be crazy, but we didn't know it would be Biden x Questlove crazy.
We've had our calendars marked for months. November 7th, the first day of APPLE FEST. All we wanted to do was eat some "apple inspired dishes" (Question: do these dishes contain apples, or just take inspiration from them?) in the charmingly unwelcoming atmosphere of 1920 Commons. Even that was too much to ask.
November 1st is nearly upon us, which means that the early decision deadline is all but here. If you're behind and you need a supplement essay, just copy and paste this one into the field! Be sure to fill in the blanks for the undergraduate school to which you're applying, and for your name.
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Rodin flooded late last week, thoroughly ruining everyone's Thursday night. While the damage was great across the board, here are the eight most severe losses of the evening.
Remember the preachers on campus last month? One was "Brother Ross," apparently born Ross Jackson, who seems to spend his days traveling from college to college, preaching hatred. From Upstate New York to the Midwest to Georgia, and probably further (we just don't want to bother sifting through his Wordpress), Brother Ross spews ugly things and seems to enjoy doing so.
Jewish holidays are like natural disasters, in that no one really understands how they work or why they exist but we all want to skip school because of them. Unfortunately we don't have school off for Yom Kippur, but that doesn't mean it's not an important day. Even secular Jews like myself are aware of this holiday's existence, and of its weight.
It's Mono Week, and you know what that means-- a lot of people have mono, or we made the week up for no good reason. Either way, mono blows.
Penn is known for a lot of things: Wharton, the Wharton School in Philadelphia, and the infamous-yet-beloved undergraduate business school Wharton. Less known, for no good reason, is Penn's strong ichthyology department.
iLoveMakonnen, aka Makonnen Sheran, aka The Red Dragon, aka "the 'Tuesday' guy who isn't Drake" is coming to Penn for Skimmerfest on Saturday, September 17th. Here's the Facebook event.
Woe is me. And to think, Brunch on the Battleship sounded like such fun. Music, cannons, half-unbuttoned white shirts. What could go wrong?
Given up all hope? Utilize the immense power of the geode! Don't know which geode to use? Our experts here have created a foolproof method of figuring it out. Take our quiz!
The White House recently announced that Malia Obama will be attending Harvard in 2017, after a gap year. This is great news for nobody, because Harvard is objectively the worst Ivy and hogs all the children of presidents. But it seems like her college plans are definite, so we can't do anything. What don't seem definite, however, are Malia's plans for the gap year – so check out the suggestions we've provided below.
Reading days are here, which can only mean one thing: you have to read a bunch of books. It might seem hard to choose books during this time, because there are so many books, so we assembled a list of the best books to read during reading days.
It's Primary Day In PA – so get out and vote! Find out where to vote closest to you here – there are polling places in Houston Hall and Hill House, to name a few. If you'd like to know more about how the Pennsylvania primary works, click here.
Each year, dozens of student groups design and flaunt custom tank-tops, always rich with puns, inside jokes, or barely-relevant graphics. The truth about fling tanks, however, is that they're always bad, and you'll never wear them again. That said, everyone loves tank rankings, so we've put together some of the best tanks ever made.
April 20th: the Weed Day baby!! There are conflicting stories on the origins of the holiday, but one thing is for sure: today is the day to take in copious amounts of green, because it says so on the calendar. For many, this is a blessing. For others? A curse. Never fear, though. If you don't smoke, there are plenty of other ways to celebrate.
10. Biochemistry -- How else are we going to engineer new, dank strains of the stickiest of the icky? The world needs Biochem majors.