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Sos and Soda (Have you heard of them? They're really underground. Like, their-mom's-basement underground.) filmed a tasteless music video at Blarney Stone. How did we not catch this before? Everything about this video is...Wow. We're, like, how can– ? How is this even– ? Just watch. You'll see. In any case, catch you all later tonight at Blarney!
Yay, Harvard! Thanks for making all college kids seem like a bunch of Ivory Tower douchelords. And Penn– you're not excused. Now that we all feel better about ourselves, it's about time that we stop appropriating parts of the Occupy movement. Can we do that? Please?
Get A Discount On Your Ticket To Baths — SPEC Jazz and Grooves' last concert of the semester, featuring Baths, Anamanaguchi and Ki:Theory, will be held on Wednesday, November 30th at the Arch. Tickets go on sale on the Walk for $5 tomorrow (with your PennCard), but if you buy them online within the next 24 hours using the code "bloodflow," you can get $1 off. Nice!
Dear diary,
Mary Engle Pennington, you're awesome. You can mix and match chemicals and build a refrigerator. And that dress? Pretty rad. A friendly tip: the middle part is a tricky look to pull off, and it isn't doing you any favors. Obviously, it looks good on us, but can you try to change it up a little bit? Promise?
We know this video isn't new or anything, but it is an updated version of what we showed you over the summer and... Well, what do you think? Discuss.
Now, we know that you're all very smart, so you should plan each day from its start. You ask, "What events are there this week?" And we respond, "Oh-so-many, eek!" And– Oh, goodness!– this limerick's a fart.
50 more James Franco tickets! 50 more James Franco tickets! 50 more James Franco tickets! SPEC will be giving out FREE tickets (There are 50 more of them! Did you hear?!) outside of Irvine tomorrow on a first-come, first-serve basis. We'd suggest getting there well before 2 p.m. tomorrow to claim yours.
Just try to imagine the pain of those poor souls in the High Rise Field-area who were awakened early this Homecoming morn by the sounds of human orange blazers from Princeton tootin' away on their tubas. They've woken up our scholars, broken into our hallowed halls and seared their garish tartan knits into our young and supple eyes. When will they stop?!
Chez Yasmine Is Open!– Head on over to this new gourmet food truck on 37th and Spruce on your way over to the game. Let us know how it is!
Remember when we told you about how Penn Course Review had improved its internal structure by adding in a better search function and other fancy new doodads? Unfortunately, it seems that the new system is fraught with many alleged errors, like listing professors under wrong courses and giving other false information. That ain't right! And yet, these concerns shed light on an even larger issue. The entire concept of PCR is kind of... Well, how much do you value the opinions of other undergraduates when forming your own academic decisions? Professor Max Cavitch of the English Department summed up these concerns quite nicely in an email sent out to English majors today:
Seems like that cold gust of wind that grazed your exposed left nip Saturday night blew us into November. Imagine that! We only have six weeks of class left? Sh, it's not true! To help deal with the pain, we're (once again) presenting you with the best events happening around campus this week. Happy (official) Halloween!
Do you live in Harnwell? (Or a high-rise? Or a dorm? Or, more generally, any inhabitable shelter?) Do you hate fire alarms? And do you love remixes of cheap club classics? If you answered "InTheNameofLuciferYES!" to any and/or all of the previous questions, then you're in luck! Check out the musical stylings of 2403 Productions above in their rework of Sean Kinston's chef-d'oeuvre, "Fire Burning," which pokes fun at Harnwell's love of fire alarms. Enjoy!
Spotted outside of Saxby's: this lovely airbrushed vanity plate declaring the services of one (1) bagpiper for hire. Stick bag in your pipe and smoke it! (Note to self: Never say that ever again.)
Boo! Hiss! Countless Luann! Did we scare you? We hope so. With fright and terror right around the corner, you'd better get used to all things spOoOoOoky! We might say that this is the one weekend of the year when you can be someone you're not, but this is college– and Penn, specifically– and you probably do that every day anyway, so it may be more frightening to go as you are for Halloween. ("Hallowe'en," if you insist.) SpOoOoOoky! Shriek! Eek!
So you're sitting in Van Pelt, trying to sound smart on your Blackboard blog post for your writing seminar, and some idiot across the room is snoring...loudly. What do you do? Do you glare angrily? Do you send out an angry tweet? ("@xox_princess2015: some1 is snoring in vp right nao, lol >.< #notwining") Do you hiss as you walk by? Nope, you ask a security guard to wake him up! Duh.
SPEC Connaissance is bringing in actor, student, professor, mediocre writer, heartthrob, etc., etc., etc., and human being James Franco on November 6th! Tickets will go on sale online starting Thursday– which is today– for $5, and on the Walk for $10 after October 31st. In the meantime, check out this video of James Franco making out with James Franco. James Franco, everyone!
Look around, friends: autumn is au-pon us! Teehee! See, we just used the first two letters of "autumn" to change "upon" to "au-pon." Wasn't that clever? Tell us we're clever! No! Tell us! We're all only children and we demand attention NOW! Please!? Why are you ignoring us!? Say that we're pretty! Do it! Anyway, what's happening this week?
Shhh! It's sleepy time in Addams, and this lil' Picasso was channeling her best inner Marina Abramovi? before she fell asleep. We hope someone woke up her up before she fell off her stool and explored a new kind of figure-ground relationship.
"Light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul." We're sorry, did our dramatic reading of Lolita just rouse you from your post-second breakfast nap (people have those, right? Ok)? Well, ladies, if you're looking for your very own Humbert Humbert, just check Craiglist! For the low, low price of the blossom of your youth, you could have your very own "sponsor":