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JACKPOT!

(09/22/11 1:30pm)

Don't waste anymore tears crying over the Pronto's sad (but overdue) demise. The Regime has announced plans for another possible fun spot in West Philly. The Pennsylvania Gaming Control Board might open up a 5th Philly-area casino on this side of the Schuylkill.


All's Well That Ends (Harn)Well

(09/20/11 1:30pm)

One lucky tipster got more than she expected when she picked up her packages at Harnwell yesterday. Upon returning to her dorm, the resident was greeted with this friendly e-mail from the mailroom: GOOD MORNING, YOU JUST CAME TO THE PACKAGE ROOM TO PICK UP THREE PACKAGES. ONE WAS A MIX AND WASN'T YOURS. I NEED YOU TO BRING THE PACKAGE THAT WAS NOT YOURS BACK, AND GET THE PACKAGE THAT WAS YOURS WHICH IS STILL HERE IN THE MAIL ROOM. PLEASE DO THIS IN A TIMELY MANNER SO THE RIGHT STUDENT CAN GET THEY PACKAGE AND YOU CAN ALSO GET YOURS. IF THIS IS NOT DONE IN A TIMELY MANNER PENN SECURITY WILL THAN HAVE TO GET INVOLVED IN THIS MATTER. THANK YOU, AND SORRY FOR THE MIX UP. PLEASE RETURN THE PACKAGE THAT IS NOT YOURS ASAP. The Harnwell mailroom: they track those packages down like it's their job. Hopefully, they've already found the one leaning on their caps lock key.


Right Here, Right Now

(09/16/11 10:32pm)

If you're in the Class of 2013 or 2014, why are you online? Skimmer's still going strong until 7PM! So go on and grab yourself major freebies! (Stock up on some of that controversial Vita Coco before it hits the list next to Four Loko.) For the oldies and newbies missin' out, here are a few pictures you can live through vicariously.












Forbes Top College List Forces Us To Examine Why We Care About Rankings

(08/05/11 5:03pm)

Beginning in 2008, Forbes has released its own annual rankings of America's top colleges, in an effort to make the process more objective. "Unlike other lists, we pointedly ignore ephemeral measures such as school “reputation” and ill-conceived metrics that reward wasteful spending." Penn debuted at #61 its first year and #83 last year. This year, we climbed back up to #52.


Slut Is The New Bitch

(08/04/11 3:48pm)

The controversial SlutWalk movement that began earlier this year in Toronto is making its way to our neck of the woods. Sparked by the remarks of a police officer at a safety forum, who said "women should avoid dressing like sluts in order not to be victimized," the walk aims to reclaim the word "slut" and redeem it from its negativity.




Bachelorette Buzz: Week Nine

(07/26/11 2:41pm)

On week nine of The Bachelorette, we leave all of last week's families back in the States and head off to Fiji with Ashley and her three boytoys. The episode begins with replays of past dates with the guys, accompanied by Ashley’s voiceover—which, because the show opened with the same thing last week, has become so predictable at this point that it could be formatted as a sing-along with a giant red rose bouncing over the words.






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