The flayed corpse of God is clearly controversial. For one, does God even have a corpse?
He’s a busy, busy boy with many important things to do, and he can’t be bothered to take care of himself or perform basic life functions.
So please, start paying attention to me, and fix that exam grade I emailed you about.
You and Jessica have been going strong for nine months now, but these past couple of weeks you’ve noticed that the two of you have grown more and more distant. You have no idea why, but there’s this guy Brad in her OIDD class that she’s always getting food with now.