Megan Striff-Cave
Articles
Graduation Can Be In Person, But Everyone Must Be In Giant Hamster Balls
March 30, 2020 at 1:39 pm
Most human-sized hamster balls have a 2-meter diameter, so you'll always be following CDC guidelines!
Heartwarming! This Guy "Isn't Even That Mad" Commencement Speaker Is a Feminist
February 24, 2020 at 12:00 am
“Yeah, when I heard she was a feminist, I definitely rolled my eyes,” Chad said, shrugging his shoulders, “but I didn’t threaten to boycott the ceremony." He’s so progressive!
OP-ED: You'll Be Sorry
February 17, 2020 at 12:00 am
Oh, are you sad? Are you gonna cry? Are you gonna fucking cry like a wittle baby? Oh, that’s just classic. "But I love you, FroGro," you'll say through tears. Really? Then where were you when I needed you?
OP-ED: Penn Should Pay PILOTS Because Aviators Matter Too
February 15, 2020 at 2:04 pm
Penn should pay PILOTS because aviators matter too, and I'm sick and tired of airplane PILOTS not being given the compensation they so clearly deserve.