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Elon Musk Funds New Fraternity: Kappa Kappa Kappa

Margot Englander
Wed, Feb 11, 2026

No, you cannot go around abbreviating this one.

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Eager Freshman Confuses Penn Traditions: Throws Toast on Ben Franklin and Pisses on Franklin Field

Margot Englander
Wednesday, Oct. 8, 2025

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Elon Musk Funds New Fraternity: Kappa Kappa Kappa

Margot Englander Wednesday, Feb. 11, 2026Wed, Feb 11, 2026

No, you cannot go around abbreviating this one.

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Eager Freshman Confuses Penn Traditions: Throws Toast on Ben Franklin and Pisses on Franklin Field

Margot Englander Wednesday, Oct. 8, 2025Wed, Oct 8, 2025

University officials cite an honest mistake made by a freshman.

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