Oscar Eichmann

OP-ED: I Ain’t Got Much, but I'll Always Have My Dunkin’ Boosted Status

OPINION | Oscar Eichmann Tuesday, Nov. 28, 2023Tue, Nov 28, 2023

Proudly, I #runondunkin

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OP-ED: My Name Tent Doesn’t Define Me, My Pensive Sighing Does

OPINION | Oscar Eichmann Thursday, Nov. 2, 2023Thu, Nov 2, 2023

The horror, goddam the horror. 

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We Asked ChatGPT to Write An Article For Us. Here’s What it Produced.

Oscar Eichmann and Margarita Matta Tuesday, April 25, 2023Tue, Apr 25, 2023

Beep boop beep boop.