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Oscar Eichmann

OP-ED: I Ain’t Got Much, but I'll Always Have My Dunkin’ Boosted Status

OPINION | Oscar Eichmann
Tue, Nov 28, 2023

Proudly, I #runondunkin

OP-ED: My Name Tent Doesn’t Define Me, My Pensive Sighing Does

OPINION | Oscar Eichmann
Thursday, Nov. 2, 2023

We Asked ChatGPT to Write An Article For Us. Here’s What it Produced.

Oscar Eichmann and Margarita Matta
Tuesday, April 25, 2023

Beep boop beep boop.

OP-ED: I Ain’t Got Much, but I'll Always Have My Dunkin’ Boosted Status

OPINION | Oscar Eichmann Tuesday, Nov. 28, 2023Tue, Nov 28, 2023

Proudly, I #runondunkin

OP-ED: My Name Tent Doesn’t Define Me, My Pensive Sighing Does

OPINION | Oscar Eichmann Thursday, Nov. 2, 2023Thu, Nov 2, 2023

The horror, goddam the horror.

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We Asked ChatGPT to Write An Article For Us. Here’s What it Produced.

Oscar Eichmann and Margarita Matta Tuesday, April 25, 2023Tue, Apr 25, 2023

Beep boop beep boop.

Breaking: Mark’s Cafe to Be Replaced by French Patisserie With Little Chef Hats

Oscar Eichmann Tuesday, Feb. 14, 2023Tue, Feb 14, 2023

Mark, you shouldn't have! Mais non, Mark! Mark, mais non!

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