Oscar Eichmann
Articles
ESCANDALO: Penn to Replace Penn In-Touch With a Fax Machine
November 29, 2021 at 11:12 am
Your subjects will be out to you in five to eight business weeks.
Local White Guy Confused if Dressing up as Squid Game for Halloween Is Racist
October 26, 2021 at 11:39 pm
This saga of white Confucianism continues.
BREAKING Report: Huntsman Building Was Shaped to Reinforce Penn’s Phallocentrism
October 8, 2021 at 3:52 pm
The debate is fierce ... the question is, what would you do?
Local White Kid Confused After Not Being Given ‘Priority Access’ to Club Applications
October 7, 2021 at 2:06 pm
If you can support in any way, he'll take donations by check.
Climate Week: Residential Halls Replace Toilet Paper With Sandpaper to See if Anyone Notices
September 30, 2021 at 12:27 pm
Yes, it's good for the environment. Who needs beaches anyway?