Hopefully, this guide can ease some of the internship uncertainty – possibly with the help of a few risqué LinkedIn messages. 

I showered today. I’m wearing clothes that have been washed within the past five business days. Where is my praise? 

Sinning runs rampant; intoxication, fornication, and spiritual deprivation all accompany “Meeting the Bros” or “dirty rushing.” However, there is a way to do away with this filth and rush properly – rush how Jesus would. 

I want to explore the world! I want my mind, body, and soul to experience different environments, different cultures, different halal carts, even! 

After setting up headquarters in the lounge, the group proclaimed that they will be holding hostages until a “high rise 4BR with a pretty view” opens up. 

 As Marx once said, “let the people darty.” 

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