Sylvia Erdely

Op-Ed: There’s Not Enough Room in This Recitation for Two Busty Blonde Bimbos

OPINION | Sylvia Erdely
Mon, Aug 31, 2026

My bag? It’s huge. Prada. My hair? It’s fried. Bleached. My chest? Two words: honk honk.

NEWS | Sylvia Erdely
Wednesday, April 15, 2026

Meera Bholah , Brody Park , Joshua Beckwith , Sam Kroin and Sylvia Erdely
Wednesday, Feb. 18, 2026

OPINION | Sylvia Erdely Monday, Aug. 31, 2026Mon, Aug 31, 2026

My bag? It’s huge. Prada. My hair? It’s fried. Bleached. My chest? Two words: honk honk.

NEWS | Sylvia Erdely Wednesday, April 15, 2026Wed, Apr 15, 2026

The neighborhood legend is making his big-stage debut April 17th at Penn Park.

Meera Bholah , Brody Park , Joshua Beckwith , Sam Kroin and Sylvia Erdely Wednesday, Feb. 18, 2026Wed, Feb 18, 2026

OPINION | Sylvia Erdely Thursday, Feb. 5, 2026Thu, Feb 5, 2026

The following lavatories have been evaluated on the basis of their energy, intention, and design, because this kind of stuff matters.

Sylvia Erdely Friday, Nov. 21, 2025Fri, Nov 21, 2025

Bad news.

Sylvia Erdely Tuesday, Sept. 16, 2025Tue, Sep 16, 2025

While you were sitting in a cubicle this summer, so was I. One fatal difference: I was eating a caprese sandwich.

Sylvia Erdely Thursday, April 3, 2025Thu, Apr 3, 2025

Oh my God. It’s happening.

NEWS | Sylvia Erdely Thursday, Jan. 23, 2025Thu, Jan 23, 2025

Welcome to Rodin College House, where ambition meets concrete.

NEWS | Sylvia Erdely Sunday, Oct. 27, 2024Sun, Oct 27, 2024

Beth from Bainbridge street is so valid.

OPINION | Sylvia Erdely Thursday, Oct. 17, 2024Thu, Oct 17, 2024

I’m not sure what type of animal she is but she looks delicious.

NEWS | Sylvia Erdely Wednesday, Oct. 9, 2024Wed, Oct 9, 2024

Although the portrait of the Meiklejohns can be offputting, UTB assures you that they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

OPINION | Sylvia Erdely Monday, Sept. 30, 2024Mon, Sep 30, 2024

I am the fucking Commons alpha.

NEWS | Sylvia Erdely Saturday, Sept. 28, 2024Sat, Sep 28, 2024

My Bubbe always told me to reach for the stars.

OPINION | Sylvia Erdely Thursday, Sept. 26, 2024Thu, Sep 26, 2024

And this month, it’s getting heavy.