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SHS to Be Replaced With Battalion of Busty Swedish Women Offering Deep-Tissue Massages
January 27, 2023 at 5:48 pm
It’s time to face the truth. There’s simply nothing as blissful as a Swedish woman dislocating your spine and rearranging your organs.
Huntsman To Be Dissolved To Dust, Gigantic and Obscene Monument For Wharton Alliance To Be Erected in Its Place
November 1, 2022 at 11:10 am
Ten limp twink bodies found in Huntsman Hall GSR, all identified as Wharton Alliance freshmen pregaming Queer Formal.
BREAKING: Women of Penn Wet for the First Time in Years
October 4, 2022 at 6:05 am
Here we all are. Together, on Penn‘s campus, in Philly, and, most importantly, wet.