Celebrities love the Ivies! Just... not ours...

Apparently, the Ivy League has been wrought with celebrities this week. Emma Watson (Hermione from Harry Potter) made a trip to Harvard, Yale... and Brown. And yet not Penn. If that weren't enough, both Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher were seen at the Harvard admissions office (and no, we don't think Ashton Kutcher is going back to college anytime soon--though, lord knows he needs it).

This just begs the question: what do these other schools have that Penn is lacking? I mean, I know it's exciting to have Ray Romano's daughter on campus, but who would you rather see on Family Weekend? Ray Barone or Kelso?

And for that matter, wouldn't you frat boys love to party with Hermione? After all, you know how great she is with a wand.