Would You Like An STD With Your Latte?

When my friend Emma rolled into class today with her skinny vanilla latte from the bookstore, her bright yellow coffee cozy caught my eye. Not only was it not cardboard-brown, but it had writing on it... about VD. That's right. Courtesy of Merck, our Bursar-loving bookstore is providing caffeine-hungry coeds with HPV facts alongside their mochas. So what did we learn? That today 12,000 people in our age bracket got infected with HPV. Come on now, Gardasil and condoms, people!