ShutterButton: The Hardy Boys And The Case Of The FUBAR Rosengarten Restroom
January 27, 2009 at 6:08 pm
It seems the Very Tall Club Basketball Forward (roughly 7'3") from the great mystery Nancy Drew and the Case of the FUBAR Harrison Restroom has struck again!
Inspired by a post of the same name by a UTB-colleague, I decided to take a photo of this demolished toilet in the men's washroom of Rosengarten Study Lounge in Van Pelt. I apologize for the semi-awkward angle of the photo, but you try taking a photo in a bathroom without looking like a huge creep.
But... the questions remain: could the same Basketball Forward really have committed both of these dastardly deeds in the span of one short week? Or is this part of a much larger plot, full of copycat bathroom destroyers? What could be the motivation behind these heinous crimes? What clues lay hidden within that pile of used toilet paper?
Stay tuned to find out on the next episode: The Boxcar Children and the Case of the Flooding Urinal.