Career Services Tells Seniors To Chill The F Out

Gee, Time magazine, thanks for pointing out that there won't be any jobs for graduating seniors this year.  We kind of had an inkling that something was up re: our future unemployment this morning when Career Services sent out a lovely pep talk in the form of an e-mail blast to the senior class.  The subject line was: "Seniors -- Freaking out about your post-grad job search?" Um, 1) Why shouldn't we be freaking out? We are coddled college students who expect everything in life to be easy for us. Life is hard!!! 2) Wait, so if you're saying we shouldn't be freaking out, that means some people must be freaking out, and that freaks us out even more. So now that you mention it...hey seniors, let's all freak out about this!