Tucker Carlson To Appear At (Surprise, Surprise) St. A's
April 10, 2009 at 8:10 pm
We hear that conservative pundit/failed Dancing with the Stars contestant/general cutie pie Tucker Carlson will be on campus next Thursday (the unofficial first day of Fling). St. Anthony Hall, Penn's wasp enclave, will be hosting. Gentlemen, we suggest you drop off your Nantucket reds at the cleaners pronto.