But The Kid Is Not My Son

What's the latest story from the never-ending saga that is the circus surrounding Michael Jackson's death? MJ's dermatologist denies being the father of Paris, Prince Michael and Blanket... but, oh wait, now that he thinks about it, he did donate sperm that one time so it's actually a legit possibility. While Dr. Arnold Klein vehemently insisted the topic should not be discussed on national television, he didn't seem to have a problem expressing as much to People. Why do we even care about this? Besides the fact that the Street staff love to moonwalk (demonstrating one's ability to moonwalk is part of the application process to be an editor, FYI), we also think you should know that Klein went to Penn undergrad AND Penn Med. Anyone have details about his time here at Penn? Let us know in the comments!