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Well, It Beats Peeing On Him

UTB Editor Sunday, May 9, 2010Sun, May 9, 2010

We guess even statues need some lovin' sometimes...? George Whitefield apparently forgot to clean up after himself and left a condom on his finger. Kinky. A closeup after the jump.

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