Get A's, Get Money

For any Penn student out there with good grades and a love of money (we're looking at you, Whartonites), check out Ultrinsic, a website where you can place wagers on your grades and earn cash. Think of it as the nerd's ideal casino: There's no need to socialize and good grades can earn you an income. Just ask Junior Alex Winter, who reportedly uses the site regularly. All you have to do is give them access to your schedule and records. Not sketchy at all. Even better is that this venture may be illegal and as we know, Penn students do all they can to look badass.