Penn Nomnomnoms More Land

Man, it seems like only yesterday we got Penn Park, and already the university has decided to march onward and claim something else. This time, reports Philly.com, it's 23 acres around 34th and Grays Ferry that's gonna be some parks and research and... oh, whatever, we're not going to be around to see it anyways.

So instead, let's focus on how many conquistadora names we can make for President Gutmann. El Guto. La Doble-En-ey. La Gutadora. Valiantly, she sails down the Schuylkill on the Best, the Brightest, and the Santa Bioethical Issues. Schoolchildren will chorus:

"In the year two-thousand ten, lots more land was had for Penn."