Rite of Spring Break: Where Should You Be Going?

Midterm season is almost over, and soon it'll be time to pack your bags and brochill, chillax and calm those areolae in your destination of choice. But not all spring break vacation spots are created equal, and sometimes you may not even know what you're getting yourself into! But don't get your panties in a bunch– using highly mathematical and advanced research techniques, we've developed this nifty lil' quiz to help you sort through where you should be spending the next week. To the questions!

1. What is your greatest fear? a. Sunblock b. Bras c. Other people d. Amy Winehouse e. Literacy

2. What was your AIM screen name in middle school? a. xoxbeachbum_lolol b. glitterismylife777 c. guildmasterking9925 d. iloveveggietalez e. bubblegum_beotch

3. What's your favorite class this semester? a. Anything in the COMM department, DUH! b. HIST118: Witchcraft and Possession c. CIS334: Advanced Topics in Algorithms d. CINE310: Playing Games with Stories (This...is a class. Ohhhhkay.) e. I had Franzia the other day. That's pretty classy, right?

4. Finish this sentence: Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, ... a. paintin' her nails and drankin' margaritas. b. taking Myspace pics with her iPhone. c. and just watched some episodes of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" for a while. d. crocheting socks and cleaning out the kitty litter. e. POUNDIN' BREWS ALL DAY, MAN!!!!!

5. Pick one: a. Sour Skittles b. Beignets c. A family-size box of Peppermint Patties d. 100 calorie pack of Oreos and some wholesome granola e.  Uncut Colombian nose candy

6. You life motto can be most accurately described as: a. When in doubt, smoke it out. b. Hate me 'cuz they AIN'T ME~* c. Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise. d. Hakuna Matata! Giggle! e.  TAKEEEE YA TOP OFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!

Answers: Mostly A: Punta Cana Mostly B: New Orleans/Mardi Gras Mostly C: Home Mostly D: Disney World Mostly E: ACAPULCO!!!!!!!!1!!!!!