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Campaign Countdown: Day 2

Morgan Finkelstein Wednesday, June 15, 2011Wed, Jun 15, 2011

Welcome back to our countdown to candidacy. This week, we're paying tribute to future potential president and relevant Penn alum Jon Huntsman Jr. Today is "adopting a baby from India" edition! Bonus: the baby from India is in the picture! Hi, little Asha!

Campaign Countdown: Day 2

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