~*Make A Wish*~

It's coming. The planets are aligned. The signs are in the stars. Nostradamus spoke of it, "Something...will happen....[on that] day." When the clock strikes 11:11 this Friday, November 11, 2011, millions, nay, billions of people across the globe will drop what they're doing to make the most epic wishes ever. Thanksgiving is just around the corner, so we'll save the being humble and grateful thing until then. Take this opportunity to be selfish and wish for everything you've ever wanted. It may come true. (It probably won't.)

UTB wishes for:

• 2-ply toilet paper in campus bathrooms. Especially Van Pelt, because god knows how often we're holed up (pun intended) on that 4th floor.
• A romantic candlelit dinner with Amy. We swear we'll stop obsessing over you. Maybe.
• A deli to occupy the former Marathon space. Is a decent bagel, lox and schmear too much to ask for? Oy gevalt.

• Great shoutouts
• The UA to stop starting campus-wide scandals every time it starts feeling left out
• A free Tibet
• Tina Fey as our graduation speaker
• Maureen Dowd to get her stuff together
• No more Cherries Jubilee ice cream in the dining halls. Who eats that? Seriously. If you eat that, reveal yourself.
• A poop emoticon on Facebook chat, because sometimes we're not on Gchat
• More tips! <3