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In Summertime, No One Can Hear You Scream

Ian Bussard Friday, Dec. 30, 2011Fri, Dec 30, 2011

Freshman Louis Lombardi frat-raps, repeats: "Summertime and I'm chilling real fly/Brew in my hand, blue fuckin' skies/Staying up late, midnight munchies/Don't forget about the morning, don't fuckin' judge me."

We have reached a new low point in Western civilization. In this Burrito ergo sum world, 2012 is starting to look pretty nice.