Time Magazine On VP Bathrooms: "Ludicrous, Mildly Disgusting"

Most males at Penn unknowingly have an intimate relationship with Michael Zinman. Zinman, you'll recall, is the Penn alum who selflessly donated Rosengarten's urinals a few years back. And while we like to thank him for the relief we experience oh-so-often, Time seems to frown on Mr. Zinman:

Imagine a restroom stall, or even an entire men’s room, on the campus of your alma mater being named in your honor.

Well, for just a few thousand dollars, that ludicrous and mildly disgusting dream can now come true. Colleges and universities, including the University of Colorado Boulder, the University of Pennsylvania and even Harvard Law School have named restroom stalls and walls after alumni and benefactors in exchange for generous donations to the university.