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A Bug's Life: The E! True Philadelphia Story

Jesse Franklin Thursday, June 14, 2012Thu, Jun 14, 2012

Welcome to Philadelphia, where "Don't let the bedbugs bite" is more than just a cute phrase an adorable freshmen couple says to one another! As reported by MSN Now, Philadelphia has secured the #1 spot as the most bedbug-infested city in the nation. Surprisingly, New York City, with a population more than 5 times that of Philly, is in third place after Cincinnati. This seems ~~fishy~~ buggy.

To battle these nuisances, Terminix suggests we examine our box springs, headboards, and mattresses for bugs, bug exoskeletons, and dark blood spots.

Gross, but also think about the thousands of friends you're having slumber parties with every night! Cute, right?

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