What's HapPENNing, NSO Edition
Jesse Franklin
Thursday, Aug. 22, 2013Thu, Aug 22, 2013
That's right. It's hap(PENN)ing. NSO is officially underway and we're one blur-of-an-academic-year away from reaching May. Keeping that in mind, ahem seniors, this NSO season should be a time to play with our new kittens before classes bitch slap their entire faces, respectively. That's why we've come up with a few way(s) to have your own re-introduction to campus.
Thursday, August 22
Freshmen: Move-in. Time to make bffs with your roomie and hall-mates. Prepare to never talk to them again after this year.Upperclassmen: $3 dollar cover and $1 drinks 9pm-12am at Blarney. It's the first night of NSO, so pace yourselves accordingly (aka die, in the metaphorical, blackout sense).
Friday, August 23
Freshmen: Penn Library Social 9pm-11pm & PennFest 11pm-1am
Upperclassmen: A re-introduction to Smokes. We hear the renovations over the summer are spectacular.
Saturday, August 24
Freshmen: Safe Living 11am-1pm, 1:30pm-3pm & Philadelphia Art Museum Party 6:30pm-9:30pm
Upperclassmen: Relax, get brunch, then do something cla$$y downtown. Then go to Smokes (again).
Sunday, August 25
Freshmen: Toga Party 9pm-11pm
Upperclassmen: It's Sunday, so Church. Then play Capture The Toga. Try to accumulate as many togas as you can in one night. Hanky-panky is not only acceptable, but encouraged.
Monday, August 26
Freshmen: Penn Life Sketches 11:30am-1pm, 1:30pm-3pm
Upperclassmen: Millcreek Monday! All you can drink custom tap domestic beers AND all-you-can-eat wings, 8pm-10pm, $14
Tuesday, August 27
Freshman: Last day before your life is over. Jk. Not really.
Convocation 7pm-8:15pm followed by Amy’s Dessert Party 8:15pm- 9:15pm
Upperclassmen: Taco Tuesday at Drinkers, then crash the dessert party*
*The dessert party is the only time it's okay to BYOT-- bring your own Tupperware.
Wednesday, August 28
Everyone: Copa Wednesday: Cure your hangovers with half-priced burgers from 11:30am-5pm. Happy Syllabus day!
