Man That Isn't Ashton Visits Campus

As if the news that Ashton Kutcher cancelled on us didn't make this Tuesday bad enough already, we were then forced to deal with the above. Here to promote Terror Behind The Walls, the Eastern State Penitentiary's annual haunted house, this ghostly convict has been spotted creeping around 34th Street. We weren't so much scared by his presence as we were disappointed that it wasn't Ashton himself hiding behind that mask.