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Ben Gets A Homecoming Shower

Jess Marder Tuesday, Nov. 12, 2013Tue, Nov 12, 2013

Thanks to one urinatior bold enough to send us a tweet, UTB finally has confirmation that the jokes about people peeing on Ben Franklin's inviting lap are based in reality. According to the above police citation, emptying your bladder on our founding father can run you 50 bucks, so be ready to pay up for crossing this one off your senior bucket list.