STREET Presents: From the Middle Kingdom to the Mid–Atlantic
34th Street Magazine
Thursday, Nov. 14, 2013Thu, Nov 14, 2013
Caught in the act of a duckface selfie, and your life can't sink any lower. Talk to your doctor about how Street could be right for you. This week Highbrow checks out Penn goodies for sale on eBay, and you can bet that we're just waiting for someone to auction off Amy G's used kleenexes. We have a hunch they'd go for more than our degrees are worth. We also investigated how Penn degrees can help you in the arts.
Let's talk about the line for Magic Carpet. It's longer than the biggest penis on campus. Also, is the name a reference to Aladdin? And is that Coldplay and Rihanna song "Princess of China" about Mulan? So many questions. Anyway, in the Disney spirit, we'll sign off: May the force be with you... or should we say live long and prosper? And speaking of nerds that are out of this world, Ego talked to the senior guys of BMOC. We just hope none of them are participating in No Shave November.
And submit those shoutouts!!!!!! Soy vey.
