What Day Is It Again?
Jess Marder
Monday, Nov. 25, 2013Mon, Nov 25, 2013
In a bizarre act of scheduling contortion, the Penn powers that be have decided to forgo the constraints of normal weekly progression. Monday will be Monday, Tuesday will by Thursday, and Wednesday will be Friday.
But those of us who tend to over-think things in a spectacular frenzy (the vast majority of UTB writers) are plagued by unanswerable questions. Will Thursday be Tuesday? Or will it be Saturday? Another Thursday? Where do Wednesday and Tuesday go? If no one's here on Wednesday does Friday even happen? If Tuesday is Thursday is Tuesday Thanksgiving?
