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Penn's Newest Pup (Literally) To The Rescue

charlotte coran Monday, Jan. 27, 2014Mon, Jan 27, 2014

Is the ominous foreshadowing of how little sleep you'll get this semester – proved by your recently updated GCal – getting you down? Are you already sick of the (so-called) "food" options on campus? Or did Bey's ridiculous performance at the Grammys just make you want to give up?

Look, we get it: the beginning of the semester is tough. Cue Socks, the newest member of the Penn Police force – and, oh yeah, an 18-month-old Labrador – who will be responsible for keeping campus safe when b@l!er$ roll through. Seriously, what better way to relieve your new-semester-jitters than with a little lovin' from this protective pooch?