Philebrity Gets Philebitchy

Some Penn intern at Philebrity must have burned the shit out the coffee the other morning, because they just posted a pretty salty paragraph about how much Penn interns suck. But low key they sort of hurt our feelings.

After calling all Penn undergrads “terrible human beings,” the post advises against hiring Penn students for internships because we’re all unengaged with the city and just generally “the. worst.” Temple interns, though, are all “the best.” Italics included. But not to over-generalize or anything, because that would be ignorant. Like those crappy, coffee-burning Penn interns.

And okay, we get it. We do some questionable things. We all know that if this were Magical Philly and not just regular Philly we’d definitely be Slytherin. Insult us all you want, but please don’t mess with our jobs. We really like those here!