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Ahh, the sweet smells of Spring and sobriety.

This week has a ton of events that will serve as the perfect cure to your hangovers and matzah-induced stomach-aches.

Ongoing: Spring Green Week: Blind taste tests of organic food, clothing swaps in the Quad, and Quizzo -- all with an environmental twist.

***TONIGHT***:

PASSOVER!!! Make your grandmother happy and go to the 30 minute seder. Also, I^ am hosting a seder at my house. Shoot me a message if you want to come.

Tuesday:

If you haven't yet overdose on SPEC, join them for an advanced screening of some movie with a topless Zac Efron: "Neighbors" @ 7:30pm @ the Rave

Wednesday:

Wharton grad-turned VC dude-turned PA's maybe future governor: Rob McCord @ 7pm @ JMHH265

Thursday:

Do you like Rabbits? Do you like Holes? Go see Rabbit Hole, presented by the Front Row Theater Company: @ 7:30pm @ Class of '49 (Houston Hall)

Weekend:

Sororities + Sumo = Alzheimers? We're confused, too, but it seems like Sammy's philanthropy event will be a blast! @ 2pm @ 40th and Locust

This week's award for best event cover photo goes to Onda Latina, performing "The Syndicate." @ 6pm @ Iron Gate Theater

Off the Beat swears they'll perform Jason Mraz, and we swear we won't miss it! @ 6:30pm @ Harrison Auditorium (Penn Museum)

Kudos to EXCELANO for accepting Venmo payments for their show this semester! @ 8pm @ Dunlop (for details on where this place is, check out the event here)