Penn's Next Random Renovation: Bookstore Escalators
Matt Kelemen
Friday, May 30, 2014Fri, May 30, 2014
Let's be real, walking up stairs is for plebs. But, even worse than using the stairs is riding on semi-old escalators. Luckily for all us, after this summer we will never have to go through that embarrassing experience again. The Penn Bookstore will be upgrading our escalators, saving us .64 seconds whenever we need to get a new PennCard!
Ever since we made history, Madame President has been dropping some serious ca$h. And how else do you make history than by digging some beautiful pits and upgrading bridges that probably don't really need changing? A-Gut DGAF, marginal improvements for all! The Penn community will forever remember the Great Bridge and Escalators Upgrade of 2014, so start making the plaque now.
