FebClub Week 2: What To Skip, And What Not To Miss
February 5, 2015 at 10:22 am
Now, for UTB's take on next week's events. What should you attend? Which outing is most likely to generate 800+ likes on your Class Board President's prof pic?
Saturday night, Feb 7th @ 9pm @ Copa
Pro: Get down with West Philly and your fake ID of yesteryear
Con: There will be karaoke, which is the drunk equivalent of the Shabbatones and a MGMT100 status report having a baby
Bottom line: The perfect pregame to whatever you're doing later
Sunday night, Feb 8th @ 6pm @ Ladder 15 (1528 Sansom)
Pro: Ladder 15's website advertises itself as a great space for Corporate Events and Bachelorette Parties. Aka there's something for everyone.
Con: There's no football to watch, so you might have to have real conversations
Bottom line: Go! It's closer than Frankford Hall, which we know you went to
Wednesday night, Feb 11th @ 8pm @ Johnny Utah's (461 North 3rd)
Pro: A more authentic Mad Mex
Con: Yes, Feb Club is dragging you to another bar. With another mechanical bull
Bottom line: How can you pass on a bar the serves a drink called "Cowboy Creamsicle"?
Thursday night, Feb 12th @ 7:45pm @ Mask and Wig Clubhouse (310 South Quince St.)
Pro: Lots of jokes about genitalia and Jews
Con: You have to pay for your own ticket
Bottom line: If you can get tix, go! (They'll probs run out...)
Friday night, Feb 13th @ 5pm @ the Palestra
Pro: Reminisce hearing Amy G's convocation speech the last time you were at the Palestra
Con: Realize she also called the Class of '16 (and '17 and '18) the Best and Brightest Penn Students Ever
Bottom line: Free tix to show school spirit, and free beers for the first 350 people who show up at. Why not?