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FebClub Week 2: What To Skip, And What Not To Miss

Greetings, Seniors! In case you missed free beer solicitations to join Seniors for the Penn Fund avoiding eye contact with your Freshman hookup Feb Club last week, check out what you missed here.

Now, for UTB's take on next week's events. What should you attend? Which outing is most likely to generate 800+ likes on your Class Board President's prof pic?

Saturday night, Feb 7th @ 9pm @ Copa

Pro: Get down with West Philly and your fake ID of yesteryear

Con: There will be karaoke, which is the drunk equivalent of the Shabbatones and a MGMT100 status report having a baby

Bottom line: The perfect pregame to whatever you're doing later

Sunday night, Feb 8th @ 6pm @ Ladder 15 (1528 Sansom)

Pro: Ladder 15's website advertises itself as a great space for Corporate Events and Bachelorette Parties. Aka there's something for everyone.

Con: There's no football to watch, so you might have to have real conversations

Bottom line: Go! It's closer than Frankford Hall, which we know you went to

Wednesday night, Feb 11th @ 8pm @ Johnny Utah's (461 North 3rd)

Pro: A more authentic Mad Mex

Con: Yes, Feb Club is dragging you to another bar. With another mechanical bull

Bottom line: How can you pass on a bar the serves a drink called "Cowboy Creamsicle"?

Thursday night, Feb 12th @ 7:45pm @ Mask and Wig Clubhouse (310 South Quince St.)

Pro: Lots of jokes about genitalia and Jews

Con: You have to pay for your own ticket

Bottom line: If you can get tix, go! (They'll probs run out...)

Friday night, Feb 13th @ 5pm @ the Palestra

Pro: Reminisce hearing Amy G's convocation speech the last time you were at the Palestra

Con: Realize she also called the Class of '16 (and '17 and '18) the Best and Brightest Penn Students Ever

Bottom line: Free tix to show school spirit, and free beers for the first 350 people who show up at. Why not?