What's HapPENNing?
February 29, 2016 at 10:00 am
YOU GUYS. It's February 29th!!! Cheers to one extra day of this fucking month! Now, without further ado, we present to you five can't-miss campus events – plus a Philly Pick of the Week – before you and your dad bod head off to PV (so original!).
Sleepless: The Rise of Insomnia Cookies
When? Tonight, 6 p.m.
Where? McClelland
Why? Free Insomnia! (Um, duh.)
Bring? Whole milk. Because if those bitches try to serve us a chocolate chunk cookie with a cold glass of 2%, we swear to GOD we will flip a shit.
Election Feminism presented by Civic House, PoCo, Women's Political League, and PAGE
When? Tuesday, 6 p.m.
Where? Civic House
Why? To finally discover whether feminists also tend to be democrats.
Bring? This gesture.
Super Tuesday Result Watch Party
When? No.
Where? 219 S. 36th Street (across from ARCH building)
Why? Fat Tuesday is more important to you than Super Tuesday, so you need to get your politically uninformed ass in shape.
Bring? Spellcheck.
PSR Launch: Debate on Divestment
When? Wednesday, 7 p.m.
Where? JMHH G60
Why? These debates will likely be as entertaining as the ones in which The Donald has been participating.
Bring? Solutions to both the fossil fuel and global warming crises. The PSR's job is done!
When? Thursday, 7 p.m.
Where? You don't deserve the answer to this question.
Why? All donations collected at the door benefit a local charity – but like true philanthropists, we never carry cash on our person. Sorry!
Bring? Your best rendition of the 2005 banger "Swing," by Savage ft. Soulja Boy.
Philly Pick of the Week
When? Sunday, 2 p.m.
Where? 2713 W. Girard Avenue
Why? What better way to drown your sorrows over the fact that you're stuck in Philly for break than with some innocent and politically unbiased kittens?
Bring? Anyone who thinks knows cats are better than dogs. *drops mic*
Don't see your event listed? Leave its details in the comments section below.