10 Other Irish Things To Celebrate For St. Paddy's

Happy St. Fratty's Day to all! As Penn honors the long-held tradition of rescheduling St. Paddy's for the most convenient Saturday, Quakers are guzzling Guinness and rocking shamrocks. BASIC. In addition to pulling that wrinkly green shirt out of your laundry, here are a few suggestions for other pieces of Irish cultural heritage to celebrate on this day of drunk debauchery:  

1. Potatoes

2. Potato famines

3. Interestingly shaped freckles

4. Liam Neeson and Taken 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.....?

5. The world-renowned film The Luck of the Irish

7. James Joyce, Oscar Wilde, and other v legit writers 

8. Being oppressed by the Brits

9. Nice poems that make your heart feel fuzzy

10. Beer lol