Rebecca Tan
Wednesday, March 16, 2016Wed, Mar 16, 2016
Phone at 1% and desperately need to snapchat the extra protein in your food? Penn’s gotchu. New all-purpose vending machines have
been installed at Commons and McClelland for your convenience. You can buy
phone cables, portable CHRGRs (no vowels so you know that ish is high tech),
Advil and Free Range Turkey Jerky. It’s so sweet that the administration knows about our tech and turkey addictions. They even made it freshman-proof
by using little severed hands to show them how a vending machine works.
