'I Hate Glass Ceilings' Notes Student Who Spends Free Time Calling Amy Gutmann a Robot
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December 12, 2018 at 9:38 am
Head of several clubs dedicated to empowering women in the STEM fields, Sammie Tomson (C ‘19) is committed to shattering artificial barriers to success.
“Amy’s not a real person,” she chuckled to our reporter, “Have you seen her try and talk with people? It’s like she doesn’t have a personality, she’s so stiff.”
Tomson continued, “Gutmann [a first generation college student who climbed to the top of the academic pole while fighting deeply entrenched institutional sexism] shouldn’t even be president. What has she done for us [besides more than doubling our endowment]?”
“But Dean Furda?” She sighed, dreamily, “Now there’s a guy with charisma.”