BREAKING: Trump Tests Positive for Democratic Hoax
October 2, 2020 at 5:03 pm
Last night, the President of the United States announced in a tweet that he has come down with the latest democratic hoax, a tweet which UTB has included word for word below:
“Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for a Democratic Hoax. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER!”
As per the tweet, the president plans to quarantine for the next 14 minutes, and if he hasn’t coughed between now and then he should be ready to rock and roll and hop back out on that campaign trail.
UTB has also just learned that Joe Biden, who was seen onstage with the president at Tuesday’s debate, has tested negative for the hoax. In an interview, the former vice president shared kind words towards the recovering Trump, which seemed to cut out right before Biden also let out a fierce “OHHHH YEAHHH.”
Many of the president’s supporters have come out to condemn the president for playing along with this fictitious pandemic. “We just thought our guy was above this kind of stuff you know” said one supporter who asked to remain anonymous. “Trump is usually so good at coming up with his own hoaxes so it’s just a little disappointing to see him play into someone else’s this time.”